Childish schoolboy sniggers abound, it’s Episode 69 of your favourite[citation needed] viddyo games podcast!

This episode, the old men that are deKay, Luffer and Kendrick and the slightly less old man that is Zo, navigate carefully around the choppy waters of the number 69, discuss the new toys Luffer has bought (he got a Pico 4 VR headset to go with his other 54124 VR headsets), Nintendo’s Nintendo Direct direct, Goodbye Volcano High, and important other topics like Bill and Ted and how you just don’t see waggling joysticks these days. Additionally, games!

• Catherine
• Vanquish
• Grand Theft Auto IV
• Grand Theft Auto III
• Yakuza: Like a Dragon
• Like a Dragon Ishin
• Animal Crossing
• Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
• Sonic Origins
• Sonic Frontiers
• Goldeneye 007
• Hogwarts Legacy
• Cookie Clicker
• Walkabout Minigolf
• Moss
• Pinball FX2 VR
• Cubism
• Forza 5

And! Some! Listener! Questions! Gosh.

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Intro music credits: The correct final boss music from Sonic CD.

Don’t forget, if you want to contact us with questions or comments for or about the show, you can email podcast@ugvm.org.uk or publicly shame us @ugvmpodcast on the Twittors, and https://mas.to/@ugvmpodcast on the Mastodons.

Yes, yes. We know the last episode was a mere shadow of a proper show. A snifter. A tease. Well, we’re back with a Real One, you lucky, lucky people.

In Episode 68, which somehow unexpectedly became a Chinese New Year Special, deKay, Toby, Orrah and Kendrick do chats about How To Speak Chinese Proper Like, Wo (like “oh-woah”) Long Fallen Dynasty (and related Chinese history), the death of Stadia, tech layoffs, AND! Games! Such as:

• Football Manager 2023
• Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus
• Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands
• Baldur’s Gate Enhanced Edition
• Animal Crossing (obviously)
• Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
• Vampire Survivors
• Valkyrie Elysium
• Panorama Cotton
• Monster Hunter Rise
• Bayonetta 3

Plus, as you should expect from us by now, so much deviation we’re surprised we haven’t ended up on someone else’s podcast by mistake.

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Intro music credits: Helm’s Temple from the Baldur’s Gate soundtrack.

Don’t forget, if you want to contact us with questions or comments for or about the show, you can email podcast@ugvm.org.uk or publicly shame us @ugvmpodcast on the Twittors, and https://mas.to/@ugvmpodcast on the Mastodons.

Thanks to some wonderful audio issues from our resident audio engineer, last episode left us with a lot of “material” which got cut as it was mainly chat while we waited for stuff to get fixed temporarily. It seemed a shame to lose this Classic ugvm Bants to the dark recesses of deKay’s hard drive, so we’ve collected together all these not-for-air outtakes for a cheaply made, very short, Episode 67. Think of it as audio bubble and squeak.

Which is ironic because we suffered from plenty of bubbling and squeaking.

Happy New Year! We’ll be back soon with a Full Price Release.

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Don’t forget, if you want to contact us with questions or comments for or about the show, you can email podcast@ugvm.org.uk or publicly shame us @ugvmpodcast on the Twittors, or toot at us on Mastodon: https://mas.to/@ugvmpodcast

What? It’s Christmas again already? Impossible. And yet – here we are with a festival shambles episode, with all the audio dropouts and edits only a True Christmas Shambles Episode could provide.

In Episode 66, deKay, Kendrick, Zo, Toby and Luffer talk about the Evercade EXP Special Edition theft, Ash Ketchum finally retiring from the world of Pokémon, the exciting announcement trailer for Armoured Core VI, and a few games:

• FIFA 23
• Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal
• Bayonetta 3
• Pokémon Scarlet

And then! The main event! Luffer has created one of his legendary games for Christmas and we attempt to play it. Apologies in advance for your ears. Oh god.

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Intro music credits: GaMetal cover of Cool Cool Mountain from Mario 64.

Don’t forget, if you want to contact us with questions or comments for or about the show, you can email podcast@ugvm.org.uk or publicly shame us @ugvmpodcast on the Twittors, or on Mastodon: https://mas.to/@ugvmpodcast

Don’t panic everyone, we’re here after all! October was, er, holiday month or something. Yeah, that’ll excuse the delay. Phew, eh?

In Episode 65, deKay, Toby and Kendrick cover the new Evercade EXP’s delay  but can’t remember the details, the Mega Drive Mini 2 but can’t remember the games on it,  Embracer shutting down a recent studio purchase, R-Type Tactics, and holy hell there’s no way Metroid Prime is 20 years old already. That would make use all very old gentlemen indeed. And we talk about some games wot we are been playing, such as:

• Gaiares
• Elden Ring
• Animal Crossing
• Fallout 3
• Fallout New Vegas
• Playdate games
• Grand Theft Auto V
• Valorant

Plus, some expertly answered listener questions from our expert question answering experts.

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Don’t forget, if you want to contact us with questions or comments for or about the show, you can email podcast@ugvm.org.uk or publicly shame us @ugvmpodcast on the Twittors. And! New! We’re now on Mastodon in case Twitter implodes! You can follow us here: https://mas.to/@ugvmpodcast