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Adventure: when the bat carries the dragon

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I was quite surprised to see that I didn’t have a category for Atari 2600 games until now, but on reflection that’s because there’s not a huge amount to say about most of them. Playing through the games included on the Atari 50 compilation, most titles require little strategy or thought, instead relying on pure reflexes and quick action. The most successful games are the arcade conversions in the main, although their quality is somewhat varied – and the fact that on the compilation you have access to both the arcade original as well as the 2600 port means that the home conversion is generally a curio only.

There are, of course, exceptions. Haunted House and Adventure were much more in-depth than other games on the platform, despite their short length. I must have played through Adventure a hundred times over the past forty years, mostly in game variant 3.

  • Variant 1 is an easy introduction with a single maze and only two dragons.
  • Variant 2 expands the map with more castles, mazes, dragons and items, and also introduces the bat
  • Variant 3 is the same as variant 2, but all the items are placed in random places

The bat is possibly the most annoying part of the game. In variant 2 it starts by flying down the screen and stealing your sword, meaning you are defenceless against the roaming dragons – unless you manage to catch the bat itself in the screen to the South. My favourite strategy to minimise danger and reduce the randomness is to catch the bat, and carry it to kill the first dragon in the maze to the West of the starting position, and then hopefully the bat will then drop the sword and carry the dead dragon off and deposit it somewhere else.

The black castle always feels ominous.

It doesn’t always work like that, though. There have been occasions where the sword doesn’t kill the dragon but instead the bat grabs the live dragon and carries it off. After this you never know when you’re going to be surprised when you enter a new room. Even worse is when the bat grabs the live dragon, which then swallows you, and you are carried from screen to screen until the bat decides to deposit you somewhere.

Or, as shown in the header image of this post, the bat drops a dead dragon and steals the bridge, trapping you in a small area in the maze with no escape.

Variant 3 deals with this randomness by institutionalising it. Every item – keys, swords, dragons – is randomised at the start, and this means that you need quick reactions and a certain amount of patience to find what’s needed while avoiding the dragons. And the bat’s back as well. I will win every time when playing variants 1 and 2, but variant 3 has no guarantee of the sword being available before the dragons, and there are only a certain number of rooms you can run away to.

The game holds up remarkably well. It’s short, no doubt, but because of this it’s really replayable and fun. So many games have developed from this, but it’s still worth going back to the roots. Needless to say, I completed this, several times.

Astro Bot (PS5): COMPLETED!

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Super Mario Galaxy 3 is a real love letter to Nintendo games, especially previous Mario titles. There are so many parts lifted from or referencing bits of the earlier games, as well as other Nintendo titles.

You’ve the Mario 64 Bowser boss fights and Tiny-Huge Island, Super Mario Sunshine’s FLUDD and void levels, Super Mario Galaxy’s worlds and “flying into the level” sequences, a replica of Mario Odyssey’s Lake Kingdom, and characters and enemies from across the series like Thwomp and Wriggler make appearances, as well as Mario game features like a ghost house and switch palaces.

Then there’s a whole level based on Link’s Crossbow Training, another which is Donkey Kong 64, a number of Kirby areas and mechanics, and sections where you’re Samus in morph ball form. There are even a few bits of the game which are taken from Splatoon, a power up to make you a character from Arms, some Wii Bowling, and even a bit based on the Donkey Kong tilting game from Nintendoland on the Wii U. The hub world acts like a Pikmin level too. So much Nintendo crammed into one game!

It is glorious and fun, and slightly confusing, as it doesn’t make any sense that as well as all this Nintendo stuff there’s also a level based on the Sony PSP Loco Roco game, a Minecraft level, about seven million collectible Nathan Drakes, each in minutely different clothes, and the aim of the game is to (re)build a PlayStation 5 console. Plus this is Nintendo’s first game on a Sony platform, perhaps as a response to Sony allowing Lego Horizon Adventures on the Switch? Most queer.

Yes, I am being intentionally facetious but in a positive way. Sure, the whole game looks and feels like a Nintendo game, and yes there are so many bits that seem transplanted directly from a Nintendo title, but it’s done really well. It’s the most Nintendo non-Nintendo game I’ve ever played, and that’s high praise.

Really, this is supposed to be a celebration of PlayStation history, but because Sony doesn’t really have any – not like Nintendo does – most of the referenced games and characters you encounter and collect are actually from the likes of Konami, Activision and Sega. Rez, Katamari, Devil May Cry, Persona, Tony Hawk – they all had a presence on a Sony console but they’re not Sony games. There’s a lot of Ape Escape, Horizon and Uncharted here, but nothing like the amount of first party stuff you could get with Nintendo so it has to be beefed up with cross-platform stuff.

Also, I have no affinity with, love for, or fond memories of Sony stuff so all that passes me by anyway.

What’s left is a great Mario game without Mario in it. And that’s OK.

Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster’s Hidden Treasure (Mega Drive): COMPLETED!

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Since I had my Retroflag GPi out for the Mandatory Playing Of Mega-lo-Mania, I thought I’d play something else afterwards. Perusing those Mega Drive games I’d not really played before, but I remember having reasonable reviews, I came across Buster’s Hidden Treasure and gave it a punt.

And you know what? It’s alright actually.

The 8 and 16-bit console eras were drowning in character platformers, and yet none really touched Mario or Sonic. Even the big games like Dynamite Headdy or Rocket Knight couldn’t really compete, and licenced games specifically generally fared badly, especially on the Mega Drive and SNES.

Turns out that this Tiny Toon Adventures game isn’t anywhere near as bad as most similar platformers. Sure, it’s never going to be in anyone’s favourites list, but it manages to get the physics right (have you ever played Bubsy the Bobcat? Oh my) and have some genuinely fun levels and bosses. It’s by the numbers, but does it well. Even if Buster is trying very hard to be Sonic.

Mega-lo-Mania (Mega Drive): COMPLETED!

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Once more I was in the mood for some Mega-lo-Mania. I’ve gone into why I love the game before, but I just can’t stop playing it every so often. It is still The Best Game.

This time, I chose Oberon (the camp yellow guy), and when I reached the final level not one but two other gods managed to squirrel away some people for me to fight! Which took about ten seconds as I had loads and they had very few. Ah well.

Toilet Chronicles (Steam Deck): COMPLETED!

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A game with toilets in it? Surely not. And me, here, with enough spare change in my Steam account from selling trading cards to afford to buy it? Serendipity!

I went in knowing almost nothing about the game, except that it has toilets in it and you’re trapped in the toilets. And that is pretty much all there is to know. You’ve gone into the toilets of a party and then the door to the gents seems to have vanished from the inside and you’re stuck. There are urinals, a couple of sinks, and some cubicles (one locked, one locked and occupied) and you’ve got to escape.

In my head, I was expecting a first-person version of classic Spectrum text adventure series Behind Closed Doors, where the premise is similar, and in a way that’s what I’ve got. You have to find and use items to gain access to other items and areas, but it’s all a bit surreal and there are many ways you can die. Some, like the grenade, are obvious. Some, like the giant tentacle that comes out of nowhere or the humana-humana Squidward are… less so.

There are a load of achievements for “finishing” the game in various ways, although by “finishing” I mean, most are Game Over as you die. I did get two separate “good” (or as close to “good” as it got) endings, as well as all the achievements for the bad ones (which included those in the free DLC that gives you access to another area), so I think I’ve covered “completed”.

A very silly game, but absolutely the sort of nonsense I want more of, please.