If you've not played Candy Box, then go do so now.  Don't come back until you've got a long way into it.
Right.  Great, isn't it?



I've now got all the way to the Developer's Computer, but apparently it's pretty random as to whether you can pass that.  Facing up the the devil, followed by Chuck Norris, was fun and took a while to develop strategies.  I can leave the window open in the background all day when I'm at work, so while the screen above has a fair number of candies available, my current stats are 17,748,071 candies and 23,254,000 lollipops.  I'm not going to go hungry any time soon.