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PolyTrack: try try again

Posted on 16/04/2025 Written by Xexyz

PolyTrack is a Trackmania tribute – almost identical gameplay mechanics, but with digital controls, simplified driving model, and a very stripped-back graphical style. It’s even simpler than Virtua Racing in many ways, with the car having a polygon count almost in the single digits. This simplicity means that it runs incredibly smoothly, even in-browser at https://kodub.itch.io/polytrack.

Much like Trackmania, the courses are short but deceptively tricky to complete. There are (usually) a few checkpoints throughout the course, and you can restart from those if you want – but the time does not reset, meaning that if you want to log a decent score you’ll need to restart from the beginning, again and again and again.

The physics seem very internally consistent, although it can be hard to judge when you’re racing on the wall or the ceiling, with only the downforce (upforce?) on your car keeping you aloft. As you work through the courses, there are some that are a bit overly complicated in terms of finding the route – especially the tower at the end of the Summer series, where you climb up high through various ramps and half-pipes, and then have to drive done the wall outside (made more complicated by the fact the camera doesn’t snap to the back of your car, so it’s effectively reversed on the way down). I have completed all the default courses, but some of the “community courses” are just a bit too obscure or long-winded.

You can watch ghosts of anyone on the leaderboard, and race against them. I came nowhere near.

Again like Trackmania, there’s a course designer. There’s a way to import and export designs (as well as game progress) through text. Here’s a fun, easy course from me.

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Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: PC

Hero GP: 6000 mph

Posted on 14/04/2025 Written by Xexyz

Hero GP is a brand new Game Boy Colo(u)r game, released via itch.io for download to play in any emulators but also able to be used on a GBC itself via a flashcart or on an Analogue Pocket. It is obviously inspired by Hang On, but the constraints of the GBC make the game more streamlined, with more immediate controls and with a simpler game structure. Within a few minutes of buying the game you’ll be at the end of the first track, possibly even doing well enough to unlock the second.

And possibly not. Despite the console’s limitations, this game is fast. This doesn’t show too much in terms of following the track – it’s a very standard 8-bit style single straightish road where the curves just simply nudge you along in the opposite direction a bit – but instead in terms of avoiding your opponents. As you ride along, you will see another rider appear ahead of you, and you’d better get out the way because you shoot past them in less than a second. There’s no speed indicated on the display, but if feels as if your opponents are going about 10 mph, and you’re going 1000.

This disparity in speeds does reveal the stark cheating of the AI, with you catching up to bikes near the end of the course who are going half your speed, and so should never have the lead that they are enjoying. Some of the frontrunners are, at least, going a bit faster than the gold-coloured mopeds who seem to be reversing, but none of them have anything like your speed.

There is one possible exception. I’ve played through 22 races, and never have managed better than a second place; I’ve never seen the rider in first. A single collision in a race seems to mean you’ll not win; luckily a second place is good enough to unlock the next stage.

The levels are all visually distinct, and through an emulator the saturation seems quite harsh – but I suspect this is an attempt to make the game look polished on actual hardware.

It’s a fun game, technically impressive, and the races are short enough to give it an addictive edge. I recommend it.

Hero GP, the latest high-speed handheld racer from Rocketship Park, is available NOW!Grab it! Go play!thalamusdigital.itch.io/hero-gp-game…#GameBoy #GameBoyColor #AnaloguePocket #RoadRash #RetroGaming

— Thalamus Digital (@thalamusdigital.bsky.social) 2025-04-13T23:28:52.798Z

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: Emulation, Game Boy Colour, PC

Prince of Persia: completed!

Posted on 07/04/2025 Written by Xexyz

Having completed level 10, I was expecting the difficulty to ramp up towards the end of the game. In fact, level 11 wasn’t that difficult, provided you didn’t take it too slowly. The first part of the level required a run along a long collapsing pathway in order to reach the end platform before it was too late; you had to run along this to avoid stepping on traps which closed the door to progress. After this it was fairly straightforward to the end of the level, after ascertaining where leaps of faith off the side of the screen were needed.

Level 12, on the other hand, took me an absolute age. The first part of the level (which, for some reason, is back int he dungeon) is set up with the need to climb up several screens, going back and forth across two pillars in the centre of a gap. This requires a number of perfect jumps and preparation by knocking down tiles to allow for a grab on a solid platform. As you get near the top you have to open a gate by climbing up a screen, and you see the shadow prince waiting for you. I died twice straight after this point, before I got up and around the corner to face him.

I was expecting the fight against the shadow prince to be tricky, but it defined my expectations. It took me an absolute age to figure out that he was mirroring my moves – luckily, as I was being overly cautious, he wasn’t striking out at me but instead just defending. I tried to drive him backwards, but that didn’t work. I pressed up to defend myself over and over, followed by a strike, but he just did the same and knocked health off me. And then I had an inspirational thought; I put my sword away.

So did he.

I gingerly walked towards him, expecting him to draw his sword at any moment, but he didn’t. Instead I eventually reached him, and we merged into one being. Very clever.

There were a lot of vertigo-inspiring sections in the last couple of levels.

That didn’t help with the fact that there was then nowhere to go – the path ended with a dead end. I slowly stepped to the edge to see if I could hang down and reach anything, but instead a path appeared in mid-air in front of me. I ran across this, half expecting it to collapse or disappear, and found myself at the end of the level; or rather, not the end of the level, but in the second part of level 12, with a relatively easy path to face Jaffar. While his was the most difficult sword fight so far, I managed to defeat him having lost only two health points.

And that was that. I went through the opened door, and ran down the corridor to find the princess. Everyone was happy, everyone1 lived happily ever after.

She could at least have made her bed.

  1. Other than those who were now dead. ↩︎

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, PC

Prince of Persia: big guards on spikes

Posted on 28/03/2025 Written by Xexyz

With sufficient blocking of the guards’ attacks, and aggressive hits towards them, it’s possible to get most guards to back up over the edge of a pit, landing on spikes, or getting cut in half by the blades. Doing so take time, but it’s very satisfying. Serves them right for attacking me.

I’ve completed level 11 now, and am back up in the palace after my return to the dungeons. In keeping with the way the original game allowed for saves, I am trying to keep my time for each level down as much as possible, so theoretically the overall game time would not exceed an hour, but the ability to adjust times per level after the fact makes the game much more fun to play. It’s still not easy – and it’s definitely my skill level that’s at fault here, not the controls – and I frequently die towards the end of a stage by misjudging a jump or accidentally just running over a cliff.

One level in particular took me a very long time to complete. Level 7 really isn’t that difficult – you have to loop around to find a potion which allows you to jump down much further than usual – but there were some parts which I just really struggled with executing, particularly when there was a time limit of a gate closing. The full map of the level can be found here, but it’s no immediately obvious where there are difficulties.

That last guard wasn’t killed by the falling ceiling, but I was too occupied to take a screenshot once I fell down.

Anyway, the change in backgrounds is a relief, and the level design continues to be inventive. In level 11 there is one section where it seems you could simply climb up a ledge, but if you try to do so a guard would kill you before you had a chance to get your sword out. Instead there is a long convoluted route around so you can be on the passageway above, and then running to the left (across a floor that is collapsing as you run) means that you fall down at the other edge of the screen, giving you time to fight the guard.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: PC

Prince of Prussia: completed!

Posted on 24/03/2025 Written by Xexyz

No, I’ve not got to the end of Prince of Persia as yet – I know what I have to do to complete level 9, but I keep making stupid mistakes right at the end – but this is a small puzzle-type platformer which riffs on Prince of Persia but adds in Nazi guards and a shiv. The movement, graphical background, and obstacles are derived from the original Persia game, although there are no buttons or moving gates; instead the puzzle is working out where to move, how to get from place to place, and where the guards are.

The level starts in darkness with only the area immediately around you visible. Over time you fill in the level structure, although explored areas are shown only in blue (without guards and obstacles included). You can move left or right, and jump left or right or up, and when you’re at the edge of a platform you can climb down. This is a crucial ability to prevent you from falling to your death. All simple enough, although with the limited movement options it can take a little convolution to get to the right place at times, and you’re only ever one wrong keypress away from death.

What makes it more difficult is that the guards will shoot you on sight. Jump or walk onto a platform in front of them and you will be deadened immediately. Unfortunately they are frequently just where you want to go. How to get around this? Approach them from behind. Do so, and the prince makes use of the sharp metal he found at the start of the game, and the guard becomes a bloody mess on the floor.

And that’s basically the game. Kill all the Nazis, make your way to the switch to open the exit and then the exit itself while avoiding spikes and long drops. It took me a while to realise that you can’t jump over two blocks of spikes together but instead you have to climb down onto them and walk across. Otherwise it was a fun diversion where I managed to kill all but one of the guards, and finally found and killed their boss.

You can play it at https://adamatomic.itch.io/prince and I suggest you do.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, PC, Pico-8

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