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Rain On Your Parade (Switch): COMPLETED!

Posted on 02/01/2025 Written by deKay

Rain On Your Parade is one of those silly arcade games that things like Donut County and Pool Panic. In this, you’re a sentient cloud who – initially – is mainly tasked with raining on things. After all, what else can a cloud do? You have to soak so many people or rust so many vehicles, that sort of thing.

Quickly things take a bit of a turn when you’re encouraged to cause chaos, set fire to stuff (you can hover over oil leaks and then rain oil), learn how to cause lightning, and so on. The game is framed within a Princess Bride style man telling a kid a bedtime story about this cloud, and he keeps adding to it to keep it interesting, so there’s the introduction of a baddie – Dr Dryspell – who wants nothing more than make everything dry.

Levels are varied, some short, some mere time or score attacks, and some pretty huge and complex. There’s quite some imagination going on (“rain” coffee into cups, get everyone covered in bird poo) but a special mention is needed to the first person shooter level, and the Legend of Zelda one for really stretching the formula. It’s also fun finding the references to other games, like Katamari, Metal Gear, and Power Wash Simulator.

Most of the levels have a number of “missions”, which usually require you to wet a certain number of things or complete the level without running out of water, and there are optional tasks, and even some optional hidden tasks, if you really want to go down the 100% complete route. There’s also a load of unlockable “costumes” for your cloud, like a frog hat and a chainsaw, and some minigames too.

Rain On Your Parade is quirky and funny, although a bit janky when it comes to things like collision detection and it even crashed on me a couple of times, but don’t let that put you off. A bit more polish would have been nice but it doesn’t detract from the ridiculous gameplay. Oh yes, and it has toilets. Five stars, would play again. Etc.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, Diary, switch

Club Drive: hardly drivin’

Posted on 02/01/2025 Written by Xexyz

For Christmas I received the Atari 50 compilation, which collects a large number of Atari’s most celebrated games together and presents them alongside a museum of stories, videos, and artwork spanning the fifty years of the company. It is a fabulous resource, including a lot of arcade and 2600 classics, which I will no doubt talk about in future posts.

As well as games from the early years, there are some titles from the Lynx and the Jaguar. There are some high profile games missing, I presume because of licensing issues or because they weren’t developed by Atari – Aliens v Predator on the Jaguar, and Blue Lightning on the Lynx, are two that stand out. The Jaguar titles therefore seem a little scattergun, but it’s a good opportunity to play some I don’t own the cartridges for.

If you have seen my my to do list over the last decade or so, you’ll have seen I aspired to own Club Drive for the Jaguar. That wish has finally come true, in an approximate way, and I’m glad I didn’t spend more time chasing it. Because Club Drive is pants.

The key problem is that it’s largely uncontrollable. You accelerate with the right trigger, and turn with the d-pad (or left analogue). But to turn more sharply if a corner requires it, you pull back on the d-pad (or stick) as well as holding the direction. No need to slow down, your car suddenly just develops a smaller turning circle.

Get too near to the side of a cliff and the car will often decide to jump off itself. If it does, the game rewinds itself to a point just before you fell, and then the car invariably falls off again. Often this is accompanied with an unexpected change in viewing angle, so you have little hope of recovery, unless you rewind a lot further.

There are three modes: collect ten sphere things dotted around the level; race from one end of the level to the other (and back again); and a tag game for two players only. The collection game is painfully slow and dull. Racing is against the clock only, and I was doing well at this on the Wild West stage until I hit a hidden flashing wall which bizarrely transported me to the front of the Atari office building. It’s just all really janky.

Imagine this moving at 2 frames per second and you’re pretty much there.

I have raced on all four of the levels, plus the super secret course (which isn’t so secret on Atari 50 since there’s a message to press X to select it, I presume because it previously required a combination on the Jaguar keypad) – the latter was absolutely no fun at all since I couldn’t see where to go or control the car on the ramps. I don’t think I’ll persist with it.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: Emulation, Jaguar, switch

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch)

Posted on 30/12/2024 Written by deKay

So I did go back to it! I was prompted to by a Christmas Present though – I received a (physical) copy of Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna -The Golden Country. This is a stand-alone prequel to XC2, but also contains a code for all the additional DLC for XC2, of which there’s rather a lot.

When Xenoblade 2 was originally released, there was a “season pass” type thing going on with DLC drops every so often. Sometimes it’d be in-game items or money, sometimes new sidequests, and sometimes new Blades to find. Additionally, a challenge arena type mode is unlocked, which allows you to gain access – eventually – to Shulk and Fiora from Xenoblade 1 and Elma from, I assume, Xenoblade Chronicles X. These characters act as additional Blades rather than playable party members.

With all this new expanded content, it was time to run round everywhere again, completing more side quests and obtaining all the unique Blades I’d missed as well as tying up some loose ends and getting all my characters up to level 99. With that done, I took the step of changing the difficulty setting to “custom” (another new DLC feature) and tweaking it so that the battles were all over in mere seconds. Then, with another 25-odd hours on the save over and above the main game previously, I went after the end boss again who now could barely scratch me.

Amazing game. But, done. Torna next!

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: Diary, switch, xenoblade

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch): COMPLETED!

Posted on 22/12/2024 Written by deKay

This game is big, busy, and full of charm, even if it doesn’t quite hit the same epic scale as the first Xenoblade Chronicles. If you’ve played the first game, you’ll see some familiar creatures (like the adorable fluffball Nopon) and field enemies, but there’s no direct link between the two stories – at least, not initially.

That said, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is prettier than the first game, with vibrant visuals and more detailed environments. It’s also much busier, with a whole entourage of characters following you around. And noisier – if you thought the party chatter in fights was lively before, you’re in for a shock here.

Oh, and the accents? Incredible. The Gormotti cat people sound like they’ve just come from a village in Wales, the Urayans are unmistakably Australian, and the Mor Ardainian soldiers? Straight-up Scottish. It’s an absolute treat to listen to.

You play as Rex, a young salvager who grew up diving into the sea to recover lost treasures from the ruins of a world destroyed hundreds of years ago. In this world, humanity lives on the backs or inside of massive creatures called Titans, as the continents have sunk beneath the sea.

Rex gets hired by a shady organisation to retrieve a mysterious treasure. Turns out, that “treasure” is actually Pyra, a living weapon known as a Blade – and not just any Blade, she’s one of two Aegises, the most powerful of all Blades. Things escalate quickly – Rex gets killed, Pyra revives him, and they embark on a quest to reach Elysium, a mythical paradise where everyone can live in peace. Of course, it’s not that simple. The bad guys who hired Rex have their own agenda, and there’s a sprawling plot involving secret civilisations, ancient betrayals, and events from 500 years ago. Plus, there are loads of side quests.

If you’re familiar with the combat system in the first game, you’ll recognise some similarities here, but there are big differences too. In Xenoblade Chronicles 1, combat was semi-realtime, with each character having a set of moves on cooldown. Your party members mostly acted on their own, leaving you to manage the lead character.

In Xenoblade Chronicles 2, each character has up to three Blades, which are essentially living weapons that grant you their power. Each Blade comes with its own set of moves, and you can switch between them in battle. This means you’ve got access to up to 12 moves at any time, depending on cooldowns.

The combat also leans heavily on combos. You can string together moves to “break” an enemy’s defence, topple them, launch them into the air, and even smash them back down. Pulling these combos off isn’t easy, though. With cooldowns, short timing windows, and the need for specific moves, you’ll need some serious planning (or a lot of luck) to line everything up.

One issue with the combat is how long fights take. Even when you’re massively over-levelled compared to your enemies, battles can drag on for ages. And then there are the special “named monsters,” with their silly names like Glamorous Alfred and Machine Gun Julio. Taking them down can take half an hour or more, even if they can barely scratch you. It feels like a grind, even when you’re doing everything you can to boost your party’s power.

Now, about the Blades. You mostly get them through a gacha-style system by your characters, who are “Drivers”, bonding with crystals you find in loot drops or quest rewards. Some Blades are unique, with their own storylines and voice acting, while others are randomly generated. Over time, you’ll collect hundreds of them. It sounds overwhelming, but thankfully, the game has a clever way to manage them.

You can also send Blades on away missions, a bit like recruiting assassins in Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood. They go off, complete tasks, and return with rewards. It’s surprisingly addictive and helps you feel like your massive collection of Blades is actually useful, even if they’re not in your main party.

Other than these differences in combat and weapons, the game isn’t really too dissimilar to the first one. It does feel substantially bigger in terms of “hours spent” if not “physical area”, probably due to the increased density and more to actually do. By the time I completed it at around 125 hours in, I think I’d actually come to like it even more than Xenoblade 1, although the first few hours nearly put me off it completely.

I think I had two initial issues with Xenoblade 2. The first was how much had changed since the first game – the location, the combat, the salvaging, the characters I’d grown to love and/or hate had all changed significantly. The other issue was that the first main story mission was on a drab, dark submarine-type ship instead of a massive, beautiful green-and-blue vista like Xenoblade 1 started off. It took me a few hours to start to get into it, but once I’d reached Gormott – a massive, beautiful green-and-blue vista like Xenoblade 1, it had me hooked to the end.

The end, which, despite having the end of the actual world as a possibility if Rex and chums fail, still somehow didn’t have the epic feel of the first game. It was good, although I still don’t really understand the Big Bad’s motives for trying to bring it about (it was a bit like Ultron from the MCU, I suppose – might as well destroy everything because nothing can be bad if there’s nothing there). The main thing that was WHOAAAA was when there were references to Xenoblade 1. I’d hoped there would be, but couldn’t see how. Then I did. No, I’m not spoiling it for you.

The final fight was a bit too easy. I think because I’d spent so long doing side missions and unlocking the skills on the trees for my team, Blades and so on that I was a good 15 levels higher than the end boss so defeated it no problem. Aside from, as I said, it taking ages because most of the fights just do. With the game complete, I could move on to something else but… there are still places to go, missions to finish and more unique Blades to unlock. Maybe I’ll go back and do them?

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, Diary, switch, xenoblade

Dadish 3D (Switch): COMPLETED!

Posted on 31/10/2024 Written by deKay

Not part of the Dadish Collection but I felt, having completed all those, I just had to give it a go.

It’s exactly what you think it is – it’s the same game again, but in 3D. Same characters, same plot, even similar level themes, but being 3D it feels different.

I have to say, that the platforming doesn’t work as well here. As is often the case with 3D platformers, judging distance is hard and in Dadish 3D usually means die-and-retry, so it’s more frustrating than I’d like.

It’s still OK, but not as enjoyable as the 2D games.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, dadish, Diary, switch

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