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Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition (Switch): COMPLETED!

Posted on 20/07/2025 Written by deKay

And that’s it. I’ve officially run out of Xenoblade to play. In about a year and a half I’ve completed the entire series of games in some sort of obsessive newfan flurry of activity. Why did I sleep on this series for so long? It’s bloody great.

Anyway, I’ve said a lot about the three numbered games in the series, and I have to say I was a little worried coming to X because I’d heard it wasn’t quite the same, didn’t exist in the same chronology, and was originally the second game released so might not have the graphics, controls and gameplay improvements the series gained over time. So, how was it?

The first thing to address is how it fits into the series, because despite all the internet fora saying it doesn’t, it bloody does. I mentioned in the writeup of the Xenoblade 3 DLC that X is referenced there quite explicitly, but it’s not hard to see that the event that caused the creation of the worlds of 1, 2 and 3 is (or at least, could be) the same event that causes the mass exodus of humans from Earth, setting up the plot for Xenoblade X. Two alien races are fighting over Earth, which then blows up, and you are one of an ark of survivors (perhaps the only ark that made it) that escaped only to crash on a planet called Mira. A planet which, somehow, has Nopon. Curious. Plus, in chapter 13, the events of Xenoblades 1 and 2 are directly referenced.

The second thing is the gameplay. In terms of basic combat mechanics, Xenoblade X is very similar to Xenoblade 1, with the attack moves laid out across the bottom of the screen, each with cooldowns, and so on. However, it’s vastly more complex, as you can tweak your skills, arts, weapons, armour and (later) your big mech-like “Skell” to the nth degree with items similar to the weapon gems in the original game, only now you can gem up everything. And add more gem slots. I read a while back that the developers wanted to use X1 as a basic for the gameplay here, but make the focus of the game the combat rather than the plot, and it shows.

Because, you see, the plot isn’t fantastic. Well, it’s fantastic in the old sense of the word, but it’s a bit poo compared to X1/2/3. You crash on this planet, your ship has become a small city, and you have to find other parts of the ship that broke off in order to ensure the continued survival of the human race. Only you do very little actual hunting for the parts, and you get the “main” missing part right near the end of the main game without really working too hard for it. No, instead the game consists of more side quests (some of which, although classed as side quests aren’t actually optional) than probably the other three games put together mainly as a way of getting you to level up so you can progress the story. The day to day stuff, these quests, exploration, chats with NPCs and asides with your teammates are great, but the over-arching plot isn’t amazing.

Graphically, it’s bump up from the original Wii U version of the game. In addition to that, I’m playing it on the Switch 2 which although doesn’t do anything specifically to the graphics, it does make the framerate rock solid (something that wasn’t the case with the other games on the Switch 1) and some of the sunrises and sunsets look absolutely incredible, so I do wonder if there’s some upscaling or smoothing or something going on.

The main differences in the game come down to the setting, the addition of Skells, the number of possible characters in your party (something like 16 are possible, with four in your party at any one time), the music (which is more rock, guitar and rap – some of it sounds very Sonic Adventure 2 Pumpkin Hill), and a thing where you put probes into the world map.

This latter feature splits the map of Mira up into hexagons, with some of them suitable places to plant a probe. You obtain different types from quests and loot, and they can mine (miranium, used to make weapons and weapon mods) or generate money, every hour or so. Or, later on, buff your attack, defence, and so on in the region they’re planted. You can swap round your probes (for a small fee) when you want, and you get bonuses for probes of the same type placed next to each other. There are a few side missions that challenge you to arrange them in a way so as to generate large amounts of miranium or money in a single “cycle”. It’s diverting, and reminds me of the business/empire building side stories of the Yakuza games.

In all, I really did enjoy Xenoblade Chronicles X. There’s nothing really wrong with it but it just didn’t entertain me and push me to reveal the “truth” of the story in the same way the other games did. The combat is satisfying, and generally quicker and more flexible than in 1/2/3, it looks great, sounds great, and is a lot of fun, but there’s just something missing. Maybe it’s the characters, as your main character is generally mute (although you can choose his/her “combat calls” voice from a number of actors, include those from other games in the series) and almost everyone has a boring American accent. No Welsh catgirls or aussie pirates here. Two of the other alien races – the Prone and the Ma-non have horrible pitch-shifted voices too. Maybe it’s missing something else. I can’t quite explain it.

That said, it’s still better than 95% of other games. It’s just the worst Xenoblade, is all.

Now what? There’s no Xenoblade 4 or X2 on the (known) horizon. Boo.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, Diary, switch, xenoblade

Gradius: The Interstellar Assault (Switch): COMPLETED!

Posted on 01/06/2025 Written by deKay

No, I don’t know why I played this either. It wasn’t that great, with very flickery graphics, was very short, and did nothing much other games (even at the time of original release) hadn’t already done far better.

Probably a miracle it managed as well as it did on the Game Boy hardware, although, I suspect, impossible to see on the original device’s blurry screen – it’s bad enough on the telly – but still average at best.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, Diary, game boy, retro, switch

Donkey Kong (Switch): COMPLETED!

Posted on 27/05/2025 Written by deKay

I’ve always loved this game. It’s the Game Boy version of Donkey Kong, also sometimes referred to as “Donkey Kong ’94”. I talked about it more last time I played it, which I thought was maybe three years ago but it turns out it was FOURTEEN years ago. Cripes.

This time, I played it on the Switch’s Game Boy game service thingy, but it’s just the same game as it ever was before. It’s still really slick, and plays well to the Game Boy’s limitations.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, Diary, donkey kong, game boy, retro, switch

Emio – The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club (Switch): COMPLETED!

Posted on 26/05/2025 Written by deKay

This Famicom Detective Club game differs from the others in a number of ways. Firstly, for some reason, “Famicom Detective Club” is now the subtitle rather than the title. Secondly, there are a few tweaks to the dialogue system (which I’ll explain in a bit), but the big one is that this isn’t a remake of a 40 year old Famicom title – it’s a completely new game in the series, with the murder mystery story written by the same person as those games were all that time ago.

This time round, you’re needed to investigate the creepy case of a child has seemingly been murdered by a man wearing a paper bag with a face drawn on it, and is actually quite scary. As you uncover more, you find that it would appear to be linked to a series of murders from about 18 years prior (which, coincidentally, your boss investigated at the time) as well as the disappearance of two people, one of whom is the brother of the police officer assigned to the current case. It’s all a bit twisty and it’s really good.

Although it obviously uses the same game engine as the other two games, this one is improved a bit. The biggest change is the (optional) highlighting of words in your conversations that may link to questions or actions you can choose from the menu, and provide new information. This gets rid of most of the press-everything-until-the-right-thing-happens issue from the other games, although it isn’t a complete fix. Still, a massive improvement.

I can’t say much more about the game as it’ll ruin it for anyone who is going to play it, but it is much darker in tone than the first two titles, which weren’t exactly light to start with. If you like murder mysteries, this is an essential play.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, Diary, famicom detective club, switch

Natsu-Mon: 20th Century Summer Kid (Switch): COMPLETED!

Posted on 19/05/2025 Written by deKay

Remember a while back I played a game called Shin Chan The Endless Subtitle About Seven Days Of Summer Or Something? It’s one of those lazy Japanese summer games by Kaz Ayabe where you go fishing and catch bugs and do lots of minor things with very little consequence. Natsu-Mon is one of them.

This time you’re a boy who’s part of a circus troupe, staying at a guest house in a small town for the summer. You run errands for everyone, solve some mysteries, catch and raise pigs, and collect shells, gems and litter to sell so you can buy things to help out—like an acorn shooter to stun bugs and daze pigeons and seagulls. Dazing birds does nothing, incidentally. It’s just cruel. I did it a lot.

After a few days the circus is ready to go and you become the planner for the acts, which mostly means picking the order of the performances and choosing the clothes the performers wear. The acts are terrible to begin with and the crowd is unimpressed, but you can buy better, fancier equipment and your audience starts to grow. Not that it matters. Nothing you do really matters. You can ignore the circus completely. Or the pigs. Or the entire town.

Regardless of what you do or how well you do it, at the end of August the game ends and you leave the town. There’s no good or bad ending. Just the memories you made along the way.

It plays just like Ayabe’s other games, only this one is full 3D with a free camera, unlike the others which have fixed camera angles like the original Resident Evil. One of the issues I had with the Doraemon game, and I mentioned it at the time, was that the fixed camera made navigation really confusing. You’d leave the screen heading right and enter the next one from the bottom, or something equally disorienting. This new Breath of the Wild-style camera fixes that and makes exploring the town and surrounding area much easier. The actual world is much bigger this time too, and it even borrows ideas from Breath of the Wild—there’s upgradable stamina you use for running and climbing, and a “Tengu’s Cape” which is basically the paraglider from that game.

The problem is, all this new full 3D big-world-ness really makes the Switch struggle. And that’s weird, because Breath of the Wild is absolutely massive and far more complex and detailed than this, which frankly looks like a GameCube game. Yet the framerate in this crawls into single digits far too often. There also seems to be a memory leak or something because performance gets worse the longer you play. Save, quit and reload, and it’s fine again for a bit, but after another couple of hours it starts to nosedive again.

Despite all that, it’s a lovely, relaxing game with no peril, lovely sunsets, and a cast of silly characters. Just like all the others. Oh yeah, and toilets are used as teleporters. Nice.

Filed Under: Gaming Diary Tagged With: completed, Diary, switch

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