Cinema watching is very expensive & sometimes not enjoyable with other noisy attendees so I am more than happy to wait the extra months for the movie to arrive on home media to enjoy.
I will post my score out of 5 in the title so if you have not watched a movie you can ignore the post for potential spoilers.
The latest movie was Gravity, winning itself a stack of various awards & accolades.
It deserves all the awards & accolades it has received, a great story of how an astronaut survives in outer space & her trials to get back to earth. 5/5




You see, she transforms into a monster thing who unleashes everything at you, and is a rocket sponge. After all my missiles, super missiles and power bombs were depleted, she fired a multicoloured beam that drained me of almost all my energy (see? It doesn’t matter how much you have), then was about to finish me off when Baby Metroid (Oh! How he’s grown! Hasn’t he just? How adorable!) returned having almost sucked me dry not ten minutes earlier before he realised I was his mum. He then latched onto Mother Brain and appropriated her essential juices, before transferring them to me, restoring my health. In the process, Mother Brain reanimated and started attacking Baby Metroid, destroying her. Aww.


